MORNING NAPALM MAGNUM PACK

105 biodegradable tea pyramids

This behemoth of a breakfast tea has actually won awards for being so damn hardcore! This isn't some wimpy herbal infusion, but a seriously full-bodied blend that kicks your day into high gear! The judges called it "fresh and distinctive" - we just call it Morning Napalm!

Ingredients
Premium, organic black tea. That's it. No BS.

Are you bold enough to follow Instructions?
Drop a tea pyramid in your cup and let it steep in boiling water for 3-4 minutes. We know you want to just eyeball it, but trust us on this one. The water should be as hot as your ex's temper (95-100°C). Yes, we see you reaching for the microwave. Stop that right now.

Caffeine Kick
A solid dose of 27-35mg per cup. Enough to get you off the couch without giving you the coffee jitters.