MORNING NAPALM

Award-winning hardcore breakfast tea! Not some wimpy infusion – this premium organic black tea kicks your day into high gear. Fresh, distinctive, and packs a proper caffeine kick. No BS.

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YIPPEE CHAI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER

Badass turmeric & chai blend that delivers a knockout punch (Great Taste Winner!). Fights inflammation, tastes incredible. Zero caffeine, pure plant power with maximum absorption. Your body's best ally.

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MACHO MATCHA

Makes coffee drinkers question life choices. Superior blend of Japanese Matcha, Gunpowder Green & grapefruit oil. Rich flavour, sustained energy, zero jitters. Looks tough, tastes smooth. Seriously.

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Proper Tea. Improperly Packaged.

Let's talk about tea. In the UK, it's practically a religion. But somewhere along the line, 'quality tea' got tangled up with 'boring as hell marketing'. Whispering fonts, watercolour landscapes... yawn. Does a truly great brew have to be so damn... polite?

We Think Not. Welcome to TNTEA.

Here's the deal: We're obsessed with finding exceptional, ethically sourced tea. The kind of leaves that deliver knockout flavour, complex aromas, and a genuinely satisfying cup. We take the tea part very seriously.

The packaging? Not so much.

We wrap our top-tier tea in satire, dynamite sticks, and names designed to make people double-take (looking at you, 'Morning Napalm'). Why? Because we believe you can appreciate the finer points of a great brew without enduring marketing plastered with watercolour paintings of the British countryside, floral patterns nicked from your Grandma's curtains, and patronising lectures on mindfulness.

TNTEA is for the discerning drinker with a sense of humour. The one who wants substance and spark.

So, ditch the doilies and the dreary boxes. If you believe amazing tea deserves more than beige branding, you're in the right place.

Time to Ignite Your Tea Break.

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Pros:
Finally a tea that I don’t need to add honey to drink.

Cons:
My cup exploded from the testosterone overload

After tasting all of the TNTs i can only say that this is good Te, eaven looks good on the shelf.

Brilliant stuff! I’m not even going to lie, I bought it for the amazing branding and packaging, but turns out it tastes amazing too! They are all great, but the Macho Macha is hands down my favourite. Amazing stuff!

Overlegen branding og ikke minst digg te! "Yippee chai-yay, motherfucker" er nok foreløpig favoritten

I wish it would have more punch!

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Morsomt konsept og god te! Kjøpte et par ekstra for å ha som fremtidige gaver.

Digger det! 💪🏻👍🏻

Helt konge! Teen smaker godt. Elsker brandingen. «Life’s too short to pretend you like whiskey»😂

It was horrible, no decent tea flavour and it was just strong and bitter. I will stick to Nambarrie, which I enjoy very much.

Hey James,

Really sorry to hear Morning Napalm wasn't your cup of tea! Taste is massively subjective, and it sounds like our bold, full-bodied blend wasn't the right fit for you this time.

We're super proud of this one – it's premium, organic, and has even won awards for its flavour. But we totally get that what one person finds 'strong and robust,' another might find 'strong and bitter.' Different strokes, right?

Just as a friendly tip for anyone finding it too intense, we recommend brewing for closer to 3 minutes for a strong-but-smooth taste, and definitely no more than 5 to avoid any bitterness!

Either way, the most important thing for us is that you don't feel out of pocket for giving our brand of chaos a go. That's why we have our 'Love It or Your Money Back' guarantee.

Just drop us an email at shop@tntea.no with your order details, and we'll get a full refund sorted for you, no return necessary.

Cheers for giving us a try anyway!

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Andrew J.C.

Great mix of tea and might buy more